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When you get so bored that you type all possible letters on your keyboard, but you didnt think about using the option / alt button, did you?
I am so `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? that I could type in qweiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and maybe even mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq
When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
A true fan favorite movie made by the composer to the "badeværleset" shortfilm that debuted in 2017. Directed by Neonleg Kalk, starred by Hornsleth and a former extra in a reality show called the class. This movie is concidered to be the best sequel of all time and possibly the best film.
Wow did you see Strandet 2, that shit was so mediocre
When you date a girl and in 2 months if she doesn’t give you the first hole or second hole y’all have a problem known as 2-1-2 law
U date a girl and in 2 months she has to let you fuck her in the sass or pussy 2-1-2 law
Off-brand Call of Duty: Black ops 2
person 1: Do you have Call of Duty: Black ops 2?
person 2: No, but I have Call of ops 2.
person 1: TF IS THAT!?
As in 2 out of two things worked out!
“Bro, I got my first job and it pays hella well!”
“Woah, 2 for 2, good job dude!”