Guy 1: Babe it’s June 2 you know what that means
Guy 1’s girl: oh yeah!
(They snog(
Whoever’s birthday this is is super depressed and wants to dies bc they don’t have the support they need. It’s super sad. Get them help
Oh my god dude ____ was born on June 2 we need to get him help.
let your gf get you a present day you have to let her get you SOMETHING
its june 2, you HAVE TO LET ME GET YOU A PRESENT
June 2 is national give your girlfriend 5 pictures of yourself
If you were to use it in a sentence to say it to your boyfriend you would say “hey babe it’s June 2 believed to be national give your girlfriend 5 pictures of yourself day!!”
A stolen alien spacecraft the government keeps telling you is a bomber plane.
Me: those B-2 bombers look dope! Must of taken the engineers a lot of time to design it!
Conspiracy theorist: They didn't design it. The aliens did.
Another word for the anus/arsehole, usually used in a humorous way. References the sim 2 slot on dual network phones. Origins unknown but a popular slang reference in Kenya, East Africa.
Johnte kwani ni nini mbaya. Unanyamba nyamba sana leo kwani ulifunguliwa sim 2? (What's wrong with you today John - you're farting a lot! It's like somebody you've had your SIM 2 opened!