Pulling a Ricky G

To attend an event that you know you will either not return to at anytime in the future or be invited back to so you take the opportunity to not give a single fuck.

Pulling a Ricky G: based on Ricky Gervais hosting the 2019 Golden Globes Award: You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore. I'm joking. I never did. I'm joking, I never did. NBC clearly don't care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?

Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.

va-g-e-nay

What happens when a cat smashes its head into a billion peices on a wall.

Don't be a Va-g-e-nay and crush your head

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A B C D E F G H I J K

A= adorable

B= beautiful

C=colour full
D=daises

E= e m t y
F=fateful

G=good
H=happy
I=ideal
J=just
K=KIDDING

You are abcdefghijA B C D E F G H I J K is funny

G and G

When ur depressed as fuck and someone asks u over text how u been and u don’t wanna go full emotional so u keep it cool and reply with “G and G” to keep it low key

Mike: hey man been awhile how u been?
Nathan: G and G

the g squared

When a Girl is Giving a Guy oral sex and the Girl Gags and throws up all over the Guys Penis and then the Guy sticks his penis in the Girls Vagina!

I was Gettin a Great beeeg and she throw up so i gave her a nice g squared!!

I love giving The g squared.

I G Squared your sister last night bro

Polo G

Is mid asf. Listen to carti instead. Or uzi, both goated

goat: Carti better that polo g lmao😂
Every sane person: agree

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Pull a G

Changing the drug to be ingested with another without concent in order to meet a means to an end.

Pull a G on big bird in front of his squad.