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What a human has done who thinks the only meaning of life is to make more life. Often has 6 or more children, wants to get free paychecks, has many spouses (consecutively or concurrently), wants time off from work, and doesn't believe in either condoms or abstinence.
Heather's grandmother bred like a nymphomaniac rabbit on Viagra. She had 17 children, each and every one a body mass index of 40.
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A normal quote that elise does not own
“Sounds like a you problem”
“That’s my quote”
“You didn’t make it💀”
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What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man.
Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls!
Asian: Reave me arone!
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An unattractive face, unless your into obese sex
Steve Bruce has a face like a fat girls fanny
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A command you give to cum guzzling whores before punishing and/or pleasuring said cum guzzling whore.
Yo Stan, saw you hit it off with that cum guzzling whore during the sharkula movie last night, you seal the deal playa?
Yessir, I told that cum guzzling whore to get on all fours like a dog! That's it! That's all she wrote!@
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A manipulative figure of speech which is almost always used in conjuction with a let-down, when somebody who is particularly popular or attractive is trying to politely tell somebody with quite an opposite set of characteristics exactly how little he or she would like to do with them, and would rather see them be raped by a vicious group of baboons than, for example, date them.
"You may have had your arms, legs and penis amputated in that bizarre construction accident, Charles, and that does bothers me a little. You should understand, though, that I like you for who you are, and that we can still, um, be friends."
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A person who is extremely obese.
Holy crap, that woman is built like a brick shithouse!
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