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Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.
Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.
Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17
Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15
is more than a fearless woman, she’s more than a superhero, shes more than a best friend, she IS your life…
I love my mom
oh my moms about to hit me with a shoe!
Someone who insanely loves you, but drives you crazy! She embarrass you in front on public. She also makes disappeared items re-appear. She is also someone you want to throw on the trash.
Mom: Hey did you know she peed in her pants yesterday
Stranger: No! Tell me more
You: Mom!
Your POV: Argh! I want to throw her in the trash so much.
A person who gave birth to you.sometimes you ike her and someties you dont,and sometimes you dont have one if you dont im sorry.And if shes a christain good luck not wanting to go to church
mom:go clean your room !!!!
Daughter/son:No!!
Mom:spanks you lol
A good pearson oofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
mom i love you
Crazy person so singularly driven to not bend or break her moral compass as to spend months isolated physically while entombed in an electronic prison. Mom’s do crazy shit when there’s a bully on the playground. Didn’t abandon anyone. Never stopped fighting. Had no means of communication and no friends to call. It’s all good though. Moms are cool.
“Mom is one psycho-ass bitch about getting to the bottom of this barrel full of shit.”