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Joe Biden was born and raised in Scranton, Pennsylvania, moving with his family to New Castle County, Delaware, in 1953 when he was ten. He studied at the University of Delaware before earning his law degree from Syracuse University in 1968. He was elected to the New Castle County Council in 1970 and became the sixth-youngest senator in U.S. history after he was elected to the United States Senate from Delaware in 1972, at age 29. Biden was the chair or ranking member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for 12 years and was influential in foreign affairs during Obama's presidency. He also chaired the Senate Judiciary Committee from 1987 to 1995, dealing with drug policy, crime prevention, and civil liberties issues; led the effort to pass the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act and the Violence Against Women Act; and oversaw six U.S. Supreme Court confirmation hearings, including the contentious hearings for Robert Bork and Clarence Thomas. He ran unsuccessfully for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1988 and 2008. Biden was reelected to the Senate six times and was the fourth-most senior sitting senator at the time when he became Obama's vice president after they won the 2008 presidential election, defeating John McCain and his running mate Sarah Palin. Obama and Biden were reelected in 2012, defeating Mitt Romney and his running mate Paul Ryan.
Random Person: It's US President Joe Biden!
Bodyguard: Shut the fuck up.
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A butch girl that voted for Joe Biden in 2020 and met him during a campaign stop somewhere in Delaware.
He's really funny and he looks and reminds me a lot of my father. I honestly love his green policies and he's pretty rad.
I mean, what's more to say about an old man...oh, I almost forgot that my dad's favorite car is a Corvette, don't know if it's Ford that makes them (don't know much about cars...).
I met and voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election!
J = Jackoff
O = Oblong
E = Ending
B= Brainless
I = Idiotic
D = Dumb
E = Excuse
N = Nobrain
I’m sick and tired of these idiots calling him a saint. Joe Biden ain’t a saint, alright.
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A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.
"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.
Best semi truck driver ever, just ask him
Joe Biden is such a good semi drive he has driven to Hawaii
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An ancient political figure that somehow won the presidential election in 2020. Ever since, wars been raging around the world and everything has been really expensive.
Damn, that Joe Biden guy really knows his stuff!