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A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock
Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy
In reference to the ultimate demon-slaying daddy himself, Ed Warren.
Omg I love Daddy Warren, I want him to fuck me with his demon dick
The act of dating others but forbidding others from doing the same while dealing with you
Me and Tyron not together but i think he’s baby daddying.
An I.T. Daddy strictly does I.T. house calls for 40 plus women with father issues. He'll screen calls all day waiting for the perfect divorcees and cat ladies as he finds them easier. After fixing their issue he will offer to upgrade her home ethernet lines to Cat6a cables so he can use her old ones to tie her up and make a swing to hang her from. He often leaves them tied up if the don't follow every command to a T.
"He upgraded my internet and lasted longer than my ex husband. He's my I.T. Daddy"
"I didn't listen to I.T. Daddy last night and my roommate had to untie me when she got home."
A Male you have sex with while watching pornhub.
- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!
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An I identified creature that only few know of. This creature is ominous and very rare to find.
Carter Stone has big gay. Buddhist daddy is probably not.
When a father fixes their little girl's hair but it comes out messy.
Mary's mom had the flu so Mary had to go to school with a daddy doo.