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Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.
Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!
The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
What you hear when you leave a group. They smile in your face but stab you in the back when you walk off.
I'm gonna see if I can knock this bitch down.
Yeah, I'll look at ya later.
(Walks away but hears, 'he ain't getting shit.')
This is back door hate...the hate you barely hear when walking away.
back and blow / pull it back and blow, is a phrase for revenge, signifying the pulling of a slide back on a pistola and letting it bop bop bop
James : I need to kill osvaldo... hes crazy...
Leo : you want to back and blow?
a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day
cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
going back to a relationship, no matter if it’s platonic or romantic, that already didn’t work out once before
“ If y’all see me hanging with my bestie again mind y’all business”
“bro why you doubling back”
going back to a relationship, no matter if it’s platonic or romantic, that already didn’t work out once before
“ If y’all see me hanging with my bestie again mind y’all business”
“bro stop doubling back”