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A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.
Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!
When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.
Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.
A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)
Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!
Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.
Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?
Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.
When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews
"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017