cat

evil warlords who wish only for the suffering of others.

Basically a ball of fluff with knives coming out of it's paws.

random person 1: hey do you wanna see my pet cat?
random person 2: *vanishes*

Cat

A gift by god domesticated by humans long ago. They are quite sneaky and there’s one outside my home who comes by every Friday. They are also liked by desperate teens, but cats are above that level anyway.

I just got a cat!
2: You mean a furry fruit?

Cats

Fluffy fur balls of love :)

Cats cure my depression

Cat

A cig smoker; a person who smokes cigarettes

"Hey dude look it's a cat"

cat

cute creatures that want to take over the world but most people don't know that.
weapons: teeth (biting), claws (scratching), and cuteness (tricking us)

guy 1: WOAH THAT'S A CAT!
Guy 2: be careful, fluffy will bite you.
Guy 3: no she won- AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: that proves it.

Cat

how did you find this?

Cat

Cat

A soft fuzzy animal much like a trained leopard or cheeta. They come in many breeds, for example, 2 popular breeds of cat is a American Shorthair or a Black cat.

“Man I really wish I could have a cheeta.”
“Then go buy a cat dude.. Their so nice and soft and fun to cuddle with! You can also train them to play or do cool tricks. And you can train them to be a cheeta.”