Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.
The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!
when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"
freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha
A poop dick is when your dick is covered with poop after you have anal sex. :)))))
"Oh man I had the craziest poop dick yesterday after fucking Jenny"
pooped fingered is when you are having explosive diarrhea
“aw geez i got poop fingered last night so i cant make it to work”