love you long time for $5

is wat a chinese prositute says when shes wants you you to fuck her for money

me love you long time for $5

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The Worse Movies Of All Time

Supernova the movie

man that movie "Supernova" blew.

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worst movie of all time

dude where's my car?

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12-time disease

(n). symptoms of this disease include adding -nm to the end of every post, posting after declaring your last post, and posting pictures of Lambeau and those damn fudgepackers to the north.

I tried to leave the message board, but 12-time disease got the best of me and I continued posting Lambeau pics after I said I was leaving -nm.

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Egg n' Sausage Time Travel

To eat Wendy's breakfast food for lunch, because you were brilliant enough to stop there before work that morning and buy more food than you could eat for breakfast. A technique usually practiced by those who wish breakfast food was served at Wendy's 24 hrs/day.

Guy 1: You coming to lunch?
Guy 2: (takes a bite of breakfast) Nope, egg n' sausage time travel baby!
Guy 1: What the hell is a gigawatt!?

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pornhub time with my school (hot)

All of the school gathers around the TV to watch hardcore bdsm porn since my school loves it.

Hey! Can't wait to have pornhub time with my school!!! pornhub time with my school (hot)

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i hate you times infinity

The overused 2nd grader comeback

"I hate you!"
"I hate you times ten!"
"I hate you times a hundred!"
"I hate you times a million!"
"I hate you times infinity!"
everybody loses their shit

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