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A dude can get a red eye when he has sex with a girl right before her period, he pulls it out and the tip has a little bit of blood on it.
Bro, I was banging this girl and she must have been about to start her period because I pulled it out and my dick had a red eye.
After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.
Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.
Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.
Person 1: I can't fall asleep
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because of my screen eyes
Questioning a person about where they are Looking
Girl: why are you looking at :Me That’s Eye Racism
When Selena looks scrumptious
*Selena shows up to my house
me* ey ey ey you look outrageous little monkey