Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.
5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.
When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.
I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.
My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.
I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.
angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood
when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"
freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha
Another way of "shits and giggles", just in case you decide to say it around your grandma and she doesn't approve of curse words.
Charlie: Hey Sarah, I believe your theory is right, but I'm just going to Google it anyways just for poops and laughter.