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come home the kids miss you

a term you use when your down bad for someone especially if many people find them attractive, they all tend to say this

*sees someone attractive on my tiktok fyp*
me: come home the kids miss you
yasss

by iminlovewithmybestfriendlmao December 12, 2021

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are you kidding me right now

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??

Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?

by Amiyj April 11, 2017

35๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drop off the Cosby kids and the pool

A variation of "Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool", whereas dropping off the Cosby kids and the pool means having diarrhea.

*storms for the bathroom* "OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."

by NotCaptainSlow December 18, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drop the kids off at the pool

The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.

I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.

by anonywhom September 8, 2019

23๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drop my kids off at the pool

Taking a shit.

Be right back have to drop my kids off at the pool.

by Highflyr April 7, 2003

77๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


dropping the cosby kids off at the pool

Slang for taking a shit.

If you need me, i'll be dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.

by Pr0ph3t April 4, 2003

273๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž