cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

cat

a super cool person that likes to play jazz and swing

Yo you heard John? That cat plays the tenor sax!

cat

Something that shits in the house, and something that doesn't do shit in the house.

I have a cat. Why did I buy him?

cat

a verry cute animal 🦔

your cat is so cute

Cat

A cat is a mammal that is furry and has a reputation for being likeable. Cat's are infinitely better than dodges. Oh yeah and they lick people.

I have a cat,

Cat

Fluffy ninjas

What a cute cat

Cat

Look this up in an actual dictionary.

Dude, did my cat do that to your couch?