What ya say?

Hey, what are you up to friend?

*Incoming Call from Person B*

Person A: "Hello?"

Person B: "What ya say?"

Person A: "Nothing much comrade, what you up to?"

What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

What Ari Said fr.

"What Ari Said fr." Is a saying created by Arianators, meaning that they can heavily relate to a song lyric or Title from a specific Ariana Grande song. whenever they wanna through shade at someone or vent on their private instagram story, they upload a Ariana song with the caption "What Ari said fr."

Girl 1: I'm so tired of seeing Anayah with my crush.. he looks sooo much better with me.
*Starts listening to Break up with your girlfriend by Ariana Grande*
Girl 2: Yeah she needs to back tf up, her time is up...
Girl 1: Literally. What Ari said fr.

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

what time is it

"it's time for lunch"
- Mr grouper

what time is it

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."