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Hold hands with that special guy or girl!💗✨
August 2nd!
Hold hands day is where you get to hold that special persons hand!
When your hands are both cold and sweaty.
Person 1 grabs person 2s hand
Person 2: dude, you got shrimp hands
For all of November you can put ur hands down someone pants/panties and they can’t kill you.
Sven- “Oi mate put ur hands down their panties”
Rodger-“ they’ll kill me, I can’t do that”
Sven-“It’s national hands down panties month,who cares”
Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*
After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.
“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.
Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."