love him like the burning sun

when you have a passion for someone, that feels like fire in your stomach. the person feels so amazing, almost like Zeus!

For two years, i've liked Greg so much! Almost like i love him like the burning sun!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

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tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.

"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."

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i don't feel like eating

When you are not hungry but probably will be after everyone has already eaten.

Person 1: We are going out to eat. Wanna come?
Person 2: No. I don't feel like eating

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Make like a Party of Five and Bailey

It's time to leave.

Hey guys, I'd love to stick around but i have to work tomorrow. Guess I better make like a party of five and bailey

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I like ya cut g!

when you slap the emo kids wrist, and yell "I like ya cut g!"

ex.-
emo kid: *rolls up sleeves*
Kyle: "I like ya cut g!" *Kyle slaps emo kids wrist*

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Your like a brother to me

what whores say about people they’re sleeping with

“are you sleeping with Alex as well?”

“no your like a brother to me”

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