You're doing the lady in the ass and right when you're about to cum, you take out some hedge clippers a chop off your penis then watch her poop it out with all the poopy blood cum.
You can only do the chop N poop once.
When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!
A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!
thinking deeply while taking a FAT ahh shit
yo john u been in the bathroom for a while
john: oh yea my fault jit i was just having a shnoop and poop
Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.
The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.
when your poop fires out at 600 mph and its watery
he had a super poop
clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness
aye bro i got clay poop
Bro:you that sucks