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Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.
Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.
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1. An oxymoron, as any self-respecting rigger monkey welcomes violent penetration.
2. Imitating an orangutan while engaging in an unwelcome and unexpected donkey punch.
Hey sweetie, what's your #? Can I take you out some time for dinner and a movie and afterwards a quick rigger monkey rape?
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when a female masturbates
Did he watch you spank your monkey.
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a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay
Steven is a Turd Pie Monkey
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one ore more of the following, poop throw, banana peal, armpit scratch, while dancing to the song snap your fingers by Lil Jon ft E40 and Sean Paul... created on the way home from Charlavoix with dmac.
how to do the monkey dance: to the lyrics:Snap your fingers! banana peal, Do ya step! armpit scratch, You can do it all by yoself, poop throw, Lemme see you do it, Ay!
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Two cups of coffee (with enough milk/cream to make it easy to drink quickly), followed immediately by two shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey (with a teaspoon of black pepper in each shot).
Thought to cure the common cold.
Al: *speaking with a badly congested voice* Ugh.... Sheeyit, man, I got an exam in two hours...
Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.
*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*
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a person who lives the hockey lifestyle in every sense of the word.
Dude, Kevin is always at the rink, practicing his shot. What a gong show monkey!
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