Drop the kids off at the pool

The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.

I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.

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Drop my kids off at the pool

Taking a shit.

Be right back have to drop my kids off at the pool.

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dropping the cosby kids off at the pool

Slang for taking a shit.

If you need me, i'll be dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.

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who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

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10-year-old Fortnut Kid

That guy who comments on every video on YouTube saying “yOu CaN bE An Og SuB 2 Më!!!”

Oh, it’s that 10-year-old Fortnut Kid commenting on my video again.

tough crowd kid, tough crowd

When someone says a terrible joke, or just something stupid while trying to be funny. You respond with tough crowd, or tough crowd kid, tough crowd.

Person A: Yo dawg, I head you like cars, so I put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive.
Person B: Tough crowd kid, tough crowd.
Person A: :/.......

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A Palermo kid since the beginning

An asshole who has to big of an ego who went to Palermo from kindergarten and to the end

Yep he’s a Palermo kid since the beginning

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