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Where you are afraid to touch another guys penis...
I have the phobia of another persons penis where someone could be like "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOUR HOUSE KEYS OR I'LL TOUCH YOU WITH MY PENIS!" Then I'll give them my car, house keys, wallet, and wife
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When a African male has a nigger penis
Yo fat nigger penis 69 yo the porn vids
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Ummm.... no real definition needed, just look at the phrase.
Your Mom Eats Penis better than Vadim does.
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When a man's dick is so small it is actually an indentation with a hole.
Man I saw Jordan taking a piss this afternoon, and it looks like he's got inverted penis syndrome (IPS) again.
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The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.
John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.
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the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.
jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!
jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1
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A derogatory term used to describe a Caucasian male.
"If liberals ruled the world, white men would be renamed to 'Privileged Penis Cracker'."
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