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Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.
5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.
When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.
I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.
My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.
I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.
angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood
When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.
Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!
When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.
We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.
A plethora of friggin stuff.
(Sentence if said by Canadian)
Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)
Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO