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when you almost cursed in front of ur teacher
“what the ffff- “
“we don’t use that language in my class. “
A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.
Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"
"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"
Don’t make any rash decisions
What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash
Is said when someone is being mad disrespectful. For example when you are being dissed by your homie being called dumb
What the jell? Ill beat ya ass cuh
It is said with a rhetorical tone to overstate its emphasis, but also in total seriousness because the situation calls for a cold, figurative slap in the face.
If an eye roll was a vocal expression and not a sigh, this would be it.
Eldee: Ok, so happy hour at BP is from 3-6, wings, mini pizzas, and ceasers. I made a reso for right in front of the big screen, the fights start at 7.
Colleen: There's a really cutesy and ironic place on the Lower East Side that has fantastic arugula salad, and the rosee comes in fair trade mason jars!
Eldee: Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!
if she is over weight then she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she weighs
She pays me 800 dollars a month, she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs.
The nicer way of saying "What the f*ck?"
Stacy: Bella, I am so sorry.
Bella: Why?
Stacy: I ate you cookies that you bought for yourself yesterday....
Bella: What the fructose?!?!
Stacy: Sorry....
Bella: Look, if you were someone else I would have flipped you off, but since your my friend I will let you go.