who-am-i-kidding condom

The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.

Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking

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10-year-old Fortnut Kid

That guy who comments on every video on YouTube saying “yOu CaN bE An Og SuB 2 Më!!!”

Oh, it’s that 10-year-old Fortnut Kid commenting on my video again.

tough crowd kid, tough crowd

When someone says a terrible joke, or just something stupid while trying to be funny. You respond with tough crowd, or tough crowd kid, tough crowd.

Person A: Yo dawg, I head you like cars, so I put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive.
Person B: Tough crowd kid, tough crowd.
Person A: :/.......

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A Palermo kid since the beginning

An asshole who has to big of an ego who went to Palermo from kindergarten and to the end

Yep he’s a Palermo kid since the beginning

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That one kid in your class

You know... That ONE weird kid.. Like really weird. Even weirder than the weird kid... You know... Yeah..

Random guy: Hey did you hear about that new kid?

Other guy: yes he's that one kid in your class

Random guy: He's that one kid in my class...

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step on my neck kids

brooke lynn hytes likes to use this phrase a lot. what a legend

amelia: i’m so sorry brooke-

brooke: step on my neck kids
kirsten: oh my god

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Sped kid under the sped class

An insult to use against someone who is more retarded an a special needs child.

Hey Wyatt! You smell like piss and shit! Ok Aiden, Shut the fuck up sped kid under the sped class