what the sincere fuck?

The most incredulous of the wtf's, what the sincere fuck is used asking for clearification of something so fucking terrible it is hard to believe and one using wtsf is often looking to deny its happening or existence in the first place.

Bitch 1: The exam date has been pushed up 'cause of crysler's surgery
Bitch 2: What the sincere fuck??!!!

be like whats up

When whatever is being referred to is doing something it is not supposed to be doing or taking a form it is not usually in. Mostley used in dark humor.

(a chicken is found frozen and dead)
"chicken be like whats up"

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

what the dog doin?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

you are being a dickrider or you are on somebody's dick

James: your shirt is mad ugly, you need to throw that shit away
Jerry: what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

what the poom?

an expression of annoyance and/or surprise; used in place of profanities such as “what the fuck?”

“you slept with my mother? what the poom?!”

what in the fanfic

A reply to a moment that you’d see while reading a fanfiction.

FRIEND 1: Well, Steve and I left the party early to walk around the block—get away from things for a while. Anyways, I confessed my feelings and apparently he feels the same way.
FRIEND 2: What in the fanfic?
FRIEND 1: Stop. Be serious.

what a fuck

a food particle kept in a throat usually after any type of eating

`have no throat,exactly!What a fuck has been caused again by the dinner,s food!I don,t feel great of such a lovely food I have eaten!!!