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An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.
Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.
A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.
I wasn't sure how my English essay was gonna turn out but it ended up being a cosmic turtle.
The act of filling a toilet bowl to the brim with feces, so it makes the shape of a turtle shell.
Dude I was turtle brimming the shit out of my mom's toilet so hard when I was home for Christmas.
Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.
Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday
My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books
Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.
To grip something as if it were like a turtle biting it with its sharp beak!
I could not get the pillow from Regan, she had a turtle grip on it!
Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.