Roger Federer

An excellent tennis player who repeatedly gets his Swiss ass handed to him by Nadal

me: did you see Roger Federer crying like a bitch
your mom: no
me: it was hilarious
your mom: yeah whatever
me: are you even paying attention?
your mom: sorry, i was counting the money on the dresser
me: well, is it all there?
your mom: yeah
me: then what are you waiting for? bend over so i can get my $37 worth
your mom: condom only
me: aw c'mon baby; it's my birthday
your mom: no!
me: aw c'mon
your mom: no!

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Stingin Roger

The stinging roger is based on a stinging weed that grows wild in Australia.

the last bit of the joint is called 'the stingin roger' because she stings the top of your lip and your fingers (if you're not careful) if you get stung then you've done something wrong recently and the sting is telling you to re-evaluate your life choices.
so whoever rolls a joint to pass around, the roller gets to light it, pass it around the circle and is entitled to finish the stingin roger or it is the best bit.

'pass the stingin roger'
'chuck us the stinga'

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roger shitneck

A buffoon. An idiot. Typically this word is clausally laced with other profanities.

You roger shitneck motherfucker, quit shitting on the floor.

You're such a fucking roger shitneck. Now get our troops out of Iraq, (p)resident Bush.

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The Roger Nowell

The Roger Nowell is the insertion of a penis in every orifice(hole) on a female body. Or male depending on your sexual preference.
The Roger Nowell has been universally recognised as the number 1. move in seducing a human/animal.

For example, you are walking along minding your own business and you see a girl/boy who catches your eye. What do you do? You go over, start talking, give them a wink and say "Hey, you look like the type of person who would appreciate The Roger Nowell"

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Roger Moore

Penguin Lover. One who has an unseemly attraction to flightless waterfowl.

Keep the penguins locked up, or some Roger Moore will be giving them chlamydia again.

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Roger Waters

The only member in Pink Floyd who actually had songwriting talent, besides Syd Barrett, whos career was cut short.

Roger Waters was Pink Floyd. Not David Gilmour.

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Roger Yang

Hi! My name is Roger Jay Yang (Roger Yang) 楊承翰. Claiming my name on urbandictionary.com gets me street cred - Around the World & across these series of tubes. Does domain traffic bake bread? The day that pigs will fly! Now, on to name calling and tagging:

Roger – Rogerdodger | Roger-Doger | roger dodge
Jay – Blue Jays | JayWalking | JayTalking | jay~walking | Jay Walking Coattails
Yang – Ying Yang | Ying Yang Twins

My opposite is Yin on Urban Dictionary? FML. 😎

Roger Yang likes to pull up urbandictionary.com to better understand idioms and slang.

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