i lost the game

The game -

a person hears about the game and thus loses by thinking about it, they must then say (or shout) " i've lost the game" then everyone who hears and thinks about the game also loses. when someone asks about the game they are told the rules and then they are in the game.

there is one way to leave the game, which is to die without thinking of the game, which means they are not playing... (what?) so there is no way to win.

the normal reaction to someone saying i lost the game is to start swearing and punching the person for making them lose.

--- P.S i lost the game---

boy 1: I lost the game
Boy 2: noooooo
Girl 1: fuck you
Girl 2: whats the game?

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I Lost Bus

Something Arian says because he is retard.

“Bro, I can’t leave for another hour now.”
“Why?”
“Ah, because I lost bus.”
“I lost bus? Wtf”

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I lost Kreygasm

The act of being defeated by the simple sight of an attractive person.
Reaching your climax instantly, preferably in less than 3 seconds.

*when your roommate walks into your room*

ooooh God, I lost Kreygasm...

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lost her kite

visible tampon string on the nude beach

shes' lost her kite!

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Lost Loving Soul

A person you loved, knew 100% everything about you and you thought that you will really NEVER separate but it came to the decision of her/him that she/he has no more feelings of this kind for you and you sometimes wonder despite help from your friends what you still want here in the world.

Person 1: I miss her so much and I really don't know if I can go on without her.
Person 2: You have to move on and try not to be a Lost Loving Soul

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Lost the V-Card

A code way of saying that your no longer a virgin.

My big brother just texted me after the first night of the honey moon, he Lost the V-Card!
My dad said if I went to that girls house and Lost the V-Card he'll kill me.

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Land of the Lost Ass

A woman's ass that is so large that it creates it's own warp through time, worlds, and space. All kinds of matter get's engulfed never to be seen again in a Land of the Lost Ass.

Leanne's husband starts to cry while fucking her in the ass, he realizes that he has lost his cock forever, as it is now in the Land of The Lost Ass.

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