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The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.
Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.
I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!
the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded
Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.
1. An otherwise seemingly normal acquiantance whose thought process has obviously been clouded by copious and/or regular alcohol consumption, to the point where their normal personality seems to have been negatively affected, even during brief periods of sobriety. ~Often detected by unusually frequent bouts of making a complete ass of ones self and may be accompanied with foul odors.
2. Someone who may already have, or an insinuated suspicion that they may be dangerously close to having a diagnosable problem with alcohol.
3. Term for a person whose apparent alcohol intoxication seemed cause for a particularly unusual incident of stupid behavior.
James: "Was that weird or what last night when Steve took his pants off in the middle of the neighborhood BBQ?"
James' wife: "Yea, we definately need to put out an alca-tard alert."
alcoholic alcoholism
A person in the color gaurd who over exaggerates being in color gaurd and can't stand to talk about anything but color gaurd. They will often have a profile picture of them in their uniform and won't stop talking about the difficulties of color gaurd when really it's just a place for girls who weren't talented enough to be on the cheer or poms team.
Madison: "Hey do you know Julie?"
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."
1. Someone with autism that thinks it’s an excuse to act like a dickhead. This actually happens more often than you think, for 2 reasons: it being common to simply not understand much social cues, or because it heavily was (and still is, albeit to a lesser extent) associated with having a lower iq, with 40% of autistic people actually having intellectual disability.
Godlys, you’re a tard-head, man you’re a jackass.
Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.
Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.
Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.