dirty r

When a very rude person decides to leave their read receipts on, reads your message and then decides not to respond...

You just dirty r'd me!

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r tard

A synonym for retard that is used by people who play too much goddamned Warcraft. Also used by Eric Cartman in an amazing South Park episode featuring the game.

Guy 1: Haha, he mixed the elixer of black death with the remedy of whiteness. What an R tard.

Guy 2: Say the whole word you fucking retard.

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r/woooosh

A term mostly found in YouTube comment sections that means “the joke went over your head” and is also a subreddit. Used by people who thinks they have reddit.

Commenter: I think this guy stole your parody song
Person 1: bruh that guy created the official song, this one is a parody
Person 2: r/woooosh
Person 3: r/ihavereddit

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C-R

A story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.

There's no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph... he can't even do a pullup! That's a total C-R.

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r slur

r*tard is a slur which is often overlooked and commanly used in highschools by twats who think they're cool for offending a community.
many people who say the r slur, use the defence "it's just a word". exactly idiot it's a word which you can easily remove from your vocabulary.

twat: what a r*tard
decent human being: hey don't say the r slur, it's offencive!

twat: HAHA snowflake

ps. your not a snowflake for saying people shouldn't use slurs, your a decent human being.. they on the other are dick heads.

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R&D

Replicate and Duplicate!

Where in some places, Intellectual Property law has no use; where ppl just rip, and copy.

Guy1:Dude, is that a iPhone?

Guy2:Oh no, it's the R&D version!

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r/woosh

you thought a joke was serious and someone replied "r/woosh" now you're crying in bed with no-one to talk to since you got wooshed

i got no friends now since i got r/wooshed

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