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Social Boner

That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.

"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"

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by guesswhoohwsseug August 26, 2013


boner broth

cum; semen; joy juice; spooge; jism. Alliterative slang

Oh, Cheryl, I just got a load of boner broth on the sheet....sorry about that.

by Perchpike January 6, 2012


Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.

Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.

by ankvnoat752 February 17, 2010


Bible boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!

by Rotten Apple A&E November 24, 2018


Nicotine Boner

When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy

Hey Rickey can I hit your juul?
Sure man, try not to get a nicotine boner this time

by LeroyNoobykins June 6, 2019


shoulder boner

When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.

Hey guess what,Shoulder boner!

by Annoying smartass March 12, 2018


boner fro

Wild, untamed male pubic hair

Did you see the boner fro on Arnold? Some lucky girl is gonna need a machete to find the D

by djangles April 25, 2014