That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"
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cum; semen; joy juice; spooge; jism. Alliterative slang
Oh, Cheryl, I just got a load of boner broth on the sheet....sorry about that.
When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.
Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.
When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.
Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!
When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy
Hey Rickey can I hit your juul?
Sure man, try not to get a nicotine boner this time
When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.
Hey guess what,Shoulder boner!
Wild, untamed male pubic hair
Did you see the boner fro on Arnold? Some lucky girl is gonna need a machete to find the D