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When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!
(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)
WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!
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A person who is obnoxiously loud and unappealing. Known for causing extreme rage in other people. Most people who interact with such a person are consumed with an inescapible urge to chop this person's head off and shove it very far up a lower orifice. Often emits the smell of scallops.
Girl: "Watch it, boy, you're emitting a strong smell of scallops."
Boy: "Did you just call me a cunt burrito?"
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When you're nearing the end of the burrito and the pressure builds up at the bottom and rips the tortillia causing some juices to explode like a fart.
Will: dude si bought these super packed burritos at Chi-Chi's
Scott: man I love that burrito fart that happens when you're nearing the bottom.
Will: fucken finger licking
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"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."
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Where a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and then vomits in the process and continues the blowjob nonetheless.
Sally gave Jim a Japanese burrito the other night and it was sick.
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When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.
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Rehab Burritos are Los Campos frozen green chile beef burritos, when microwaved emit a smell identical to that of drug rehab you just got out of.
Dude, these Rehab Burritos shit reminds me of rehab!
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