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1. A phrase uttered repeatedly by a person who is hopelessly enamored of the subject, and who is so under their spell that they neglect and alienate their actual mates.
2. Words that are usually accompanied by intense sexual frustration; so intense, the sufferer is unable to devote attention to anyone or anything else.
3. An expression that generally indicates the opposite is true; at least as far as the utterer's deep-held desires are concerned.
"Nah, we're not rooting. We're just mates."
That poor girl, always claiming "we're just mates." She's so far gone in her sexual-frustration-fueled Craig-haze that everyone else is invisible.
A situation in which failure is the only option available.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.
Steve: I have to read 60 pages/write a 20 page thesis that's due in an hour and I haven't started. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.
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to choose your friends over your girl/boyfriend.
usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."
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"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"
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Used frequently by the people native to the United Kingdom, this is an exclamation that shows feelings of frustration or anger.
"Fucking hell mate, we have been trying for 2 hours and you still can't get this dildo in my ass."
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To form an approximate judgment or opinion regarding the amount of instances in which one has had sex with an elderly woman.
Dude, I'm esther-mating earl fucked the shit out of , maybe, three oldies.
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A term of extreme shock for someone from Britain.
Fucking hell, mate! I can't believe people think we'd spell the word "arse" as "ass"!!
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