Morning face

That tired, ugly face people get when they've just woken up in the morning. It's also just as common to get morning face after waking up from a nap. People with morning face may also have morning hair. They will have bags under their eyes/dark circles around their eyes, a slouched posture, and pouty lips. Their skin may also appear paler/greenish or yellowish, as if they are sick, but it is more common to just be a little paler.

My brother: Hey, Vicky - OH, MY GOD, IT'S JEFF THE KILLER!
Me: Chillax, bitch, it's just my morning face.

(Whenever I grin with my morning face, I actually do look like JTK.)

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Mustard Face

someone who is clearly pissed off, shitty and in a mood and it blatantly shows. They have a face like they have eaten a spoon full of mustard

"check out the mustard face on her, she is not happy about that!"

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Punta Face

Literally translates to “spike face” in English, when the humidity get to you and you start itching your scalp and allat like a tweaker would

Eastside Orlando lingo

The sun tryna catch a stripe on me cuz why tf I got punta face 7 in the morning shit is dead flies

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Face card

Popularized on Tik Tok and other social media, "face card" is used to refer to a person's facial attractiveness. Mainly used to refer to a woman's beauty.

Ella may not have a huge ass or rack, but her face card is always valid. She's stunning.
I got into the club because of my face card.

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blowjob face

a woman has a blowjob face if the sight of her face invokes strong urges in most men to urgently get a blowjob from her.

-dude, i think she is very sexy
-yes, she has a great blowjob face. i just can't stop imagining it on the tip of my cock.

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vanilla face

A term used in refering to a white person.

What's up vanilla face?

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myspace face

the face everyone makes in their myspace pictures. This face is

for girls: pouty eyes with a smirk or pursed lips. The shoulder comes up and attatches to the chin. fingers in the west side sign optional

for guys: shirts up showing off their abs, while making some macho head nod, face looking cool and unassuming.

Matt: Damn, did you see Macaylas myspace?

Mario: yeah, shes got that myspace face, right?

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