Rural Dictionary

sham wow

1. on a scale from worst to best, a sham wow is the top of the food chain when it comes to either looks, personality, or both. an expression mostly associated with the female gender, a 'sham wow' may sometimes be used to refer to males under the right circumstances. a 10 out of 10.
2. The ShamWow is a revolutionary, multi-use cleaning cloth that holds over 20 times its' weight in liquids. It's like a towel, chamois and a sponge all in one.
3. awesome

1. Britney Spears, before the meltdown, was a sham wow!
2. I've got a sham wow waiting in my hotel room.

by joeyg731 February 24, 2010

8👍 9👎

oh wows

A sarcastic version of oh wow to show that the user doesnt give a damn about the topic at hand even though it is meant to be something of shock and surprise. Often used when user cannot be bothered replying

user of oh wows is also a fond user of other oh-euphemisms, especially oh noes.

pear: i struck a million dollars in the lottery today
apple: oh wows

by rottenapple December 13, 2007

8👍 9👎

Bow wow

da sexiest, buffest, chongest, evrything-est 16yr old..i wud say hes mine, but as every other person has said that, i think hes got wide selection of "his girls"....tho im obviously his no_1, lol. Dis boy is foiiiinnne.

brown smooth skin, hazel eyes, slick hair, perfect jawline, flawless lips....mmmmm

by bow wow is SEXY November 22, 2003

67👍 120👎