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Get freaky with your girl/boyfriend day
Hey, it's 18 December... Wanna get freaky?
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July 18 is Cameron’s birthday. If you don’t know who Cameron is then you’re stupid! She’s an amazing gorgeous girl. Everyone wants to be her friend
Random guy- “Damnnnn who is that”
Guy 2- “Bro that’s Cameron!!! I heard July 18th is her birthday. And that’s today bro go say sum to her!”
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Guys get to steal a kiss from a girl even if they have a girlfriend go get some boys you get a free pass today
*Boy kisses girl*
Girl- girl what was that for
Boy - it's November 18th duh
Girl- oh yeah...do it again
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National make up a stupid ass holiday for a day!
You make up some stupid shit that no one will ever do on November 18!
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National auntie day. On this day NO AUNTIES ARE SAFE none so make sure aunties stay inside especially if your aunties name is Sheila. I repeat keep all aunties inside
Person # 1:you heard about auntie Sheila
Person # 2: yea yo I spotted her at rite aid and dogged her in a medical jacket. She’s a freak.
Person # 1: bro she really isn’t safe no aunties are today
Oct. 18( keep auntie safe day)
On October 18 keep all aunties indoors they are not safe on national dog auntie day
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People born on this day is literally the best people in the world! This is the day of beautiful people and if they ask you out you should obviously say yes. People born on this day are loving caring and special!
“Hey dude, that girl over there asked me out.”
“Hope you said yes then.”
“Why?”
“Dude she’s born on April 18!”
“Oh, that’s why she’s so beautiful and kind.”
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January 18 is National bench press ur bitchez day!!!
Flex that muscle babey
Person 1: Happy birthday bro!
Person 2: Haha thanks bro
Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?
Person 2: Nah bro??
Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!
Person 2: Brooooo!
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