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Give your bestfriend/gf/bf and hug!
Ex:
Girl: Hey babe!
Boy: Hey love
Girl: it’s June 22!!
Boy: ok?
Girl: *hugs*
A relatively new unknown deadly virus that was discovered in 2022. It’s one and only known symptom is the uncountable production of bananas inside the ass. This causes the infected person to explode and release all of the bananas that have collected inside the person’s body. It is believed that it is caused by having penguins inside the anus, but relatively little is know about it for now. Researchers, like the famous Dutch prof. Cooper, are currently researching the virus and a possible vaccine for it.
Noah got so terribly fucked and exploded into bananas when he got pengananus-22. (Also known as ‘bananus’ or ‘penganus’ or ‘penganana’ or ‘anananana’ or ‘anuguin’ or ‘banguin’)
The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.
It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.
People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.
Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”
Person 2:”My birthday March 22”
Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”
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People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.
Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”
Person 2:”My birthday March 22”
Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”
Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”
*girl*bro it’s October 22 that means its national slap martin day let’s go slap hi
national kiss any guy or girl u want😘😘
on OCTOBER 22 any girl or guy can kiss whoever they like