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On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass
“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”
National appreciate your girlfriend day
Happy appreciation your girlfriend day on the may 31
Time to go dry then raw with you lover anywhere you want
Gf: "Baby are you ready it may 31"
Bf: "Ok baby lets get ready for fun"
National ask your crush out day
Today is the day you ask your crush out
If you lucky she might say yes 👍
Crush/why did you just hug me
Me:it’s National huh your crush day
May 31 a day to celebrate
Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day
Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️
May 31 is national send a nut video day to your gf. You gotta send one and you can’t say no no matter what
Gf: hey guess what day it is!
Bf: what day?
Gf: may 31!!!
Bf: I guess I have to
International Peg your Boyfriend day
- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st