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The funniest, smartest, handsomest people were born on this day (specifically in 2006). Outstanding at Portal 2 and TASing in general
Person 1- Hey when was Michael Sanders born? He's super cool
Elise- Obviously December 5th!
December 5th is National B Appreciation Day all across the United States. Everyone must stop what they are doing and celebrate for the most important day of the year!
Today is December 5th!!! That means it’s National B Appreciation Day!
National Beat your meat in front of your crush
December 5th I beat my meet infront of my crush
Australia's National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day! Go compliment your girlfriend!!
(National Compliment your Boyfriend Day is December the 6th!
Hey are you in Australia on December 5th AND have a girlfriend? Well go compliment her!
Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.
You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th
December 5th is National cover your man in hickey's day.
Girl 1: Hey do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: It's December 5th why?
Girl 1: Exactly it's Nation cover your man in hickey's day!
Girl 2: Oh okay I'll go do that now.
The day on which you send everyone of your contacts shitty memes until they reply.
I dont know what to write here. December 5th