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miscalculated 69

Where you end up having sex because dopey fuckwits like yourself don't know that 6 and 9 are the opposite way around

I was born due to a miscalculated 69

by MacSki December 20, 2013


Pretzel 69

When you are doing a 69 and you perform a heel hook lock on her head when she's sucking your dick

Errol is getting amazing at Ju Jitsu, last night he performed a Pretzel 69 on me while I was sucking his dick

by bigsam6996 June 17, 2019


The Mexican 69

A sexual act between two people and 2 burritos. Each person gets a burrito up there anus and gets into a 69 position and eats the burrito out of each other’s ass.

Damn my Mexican friend loves doing the Mexican 69 with his older brother, that’s crazy.

by ThickburritoaAss April 18, 2020


No-Nonsense 69

This type of 69 is what happens after a long, grueling day at the office. The male wants to get right down to business so the only thing taken off is the pants and underwear. With his white collared shirt and dress socks still on, he proceeds to sit right on the face of his female counterpart. The male must ALWAYS be on top, it's part of the "no nonsense" label.

After a 12 hour day at the office, multiple power naps, and right after guzzling a Mountain Dew kickstart, Gary burst into the apartment and proceeded to immediately no-nonsense 69 his girlfriend, Ginger. He's a big time no-nonsense 69er, that Gary.

by Kris Pejovich May 23, 2014


I-69

When you're riding in the car with your partner and they fully reclines the seat, then you lay on the chair with you legs facing the headrest, and slide your head underneath her. The rest is self explanatory

Just I-69'd my girl on the way back from Coachella.

by FLShlong May 15, 2021


Playstation 69

When you're having sex while playing Playstation, similar to Netflix N Chill. It references how The Playstation often has a number after it (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, etc.). The number 69 is chosen because it is also a position in sex.

Him: Wanna come over and Playstation 69? We can play Detroit: Become Human.
Her: On PS4 or PS5?
Him: PS5.

by AFGM Fan September 18, 2020


69 twister

you are doing 69 on a round about and get up with your hands out and do a 360

did you see them people on the round about it looked like the were doing the 69 twister

by the secret man November 2, 2020