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Same as a lumpy Jack, except it is when a man is fucking a girl in the anus and shoves his balls into the girl's asshole.
I was fucking Sarah last night and I gave her a lumpy Julia. It was fucked up.
To Julia Howard something is when someone milks an accident they were involved in for attention or for a pass on something.
Store manager: "Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you can't peel a banana and eat it without paying for it."
Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"
Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."
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Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"
Chris: "Did I ask?"
Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"
Person who is gonna make it to the olympics one day!!! Also is very pretty! Funkiest person alive. And very smart. 59 second fast
Julia Fonk won a gold medal today. It is the first of many!!
Leaving piss on the toilet seat instead of wiping it off after going to the bathroom.
I just went into the bathroom and the person before must have been doing a Julia! Gross!
FAKE BITCH. takes all the guys, plays with their feelings. shes a really pretty fuckgirl. she acts so fake, don't befriend her. just don't! she thinks shes the best, but honestly shes a fuckiing biattch.
don't date Julia. don't be her friend. shes a fake bitch with a good ass
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A beautiful, talented, and fucking awesome actress, WHO'S LIPS ARE PERFECT. She stars in Pretty Woman, Notting Hill, Step Mom, Runaway Bride, Eat Pray Love, and SO MANY MORE. If you don't like her, get a life.
Ronny: Hey! Did you see that new movie with Julia Roberts in it?!"
Tory: "YEAH I DID! IT WAS AWESOME!"
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