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A charlatan of epic proportions, theif, scoundrel, deciever, con-man, master of the dark arts, possible Warlock. Regularly tries to swindle you into buying broken cell phones. Always asks if you have money, if you want to go to McDonalds, or if you want anything from Perrys. Never give it money because it will be wasted on fatty cakes.
Pear-shaped, scumstache, wears dumb DC hat, always tilts it in a rediculous and dishonorable fashion. Blazer is vinyled with stupid silk screen designs, and shirts are always cheezy.
Believes to know martial arts, but is actually just a fat douche bag who who assumes a koala-like stance when challenging uninterested people to "spar".
Has disdain for Criss Angel and David Blaine, probobly because they are in 2nd and 3rd place in the magical asshole contest of America.
When asked to be in a movie, the Magic Kid declined, and stated that his "agent" should be contacted first. He proudly gave his agents number out, and he was called. But it was found that his agent was not in the best of health. In fact, his agent was in ICU. When the Magic Kid was told, he gave a smile and laughed his fat little fucking ass off.
Claims to be payed 200 dollars an hour to perform magic at a local pub, when one of the waiters was asked about this, he laughed and said the Magic Kid only comes around and hits on the women at the pub, and is never taken seriously, usually laughed at as a matter of fact. Not payed 200 dollars an hour.
Frequently picked on and photoshopped onto hilarious pictures. Pretends it doesnt effect him, but will most eventually lead him to shoot up his entire video class with a submachine gun or wand.
Douchebag.
"I am the Magic Kid, I am a fucking faggot."
"Hey Malik, do you have any money? Oh wait sorry, I really didn't mean to be like the Magic Kid right there, please forgive me."
"People who know magic should be burned at the stake because of people like the Magic Kid."
"Fuck you, Magic Kid"
"One day I was sparring with my sensei..." - Magic Kid
"Who does the Magic Kid think he is? Marky Mark?" - Jim Helmer
"He looks more like a big pear to me..." - Jim Helmer
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People that move out of their parent's house but decides to come back to live at home, in order to save money for travel, a new house etc...
Dad: Now that the kids are back, we can't walk around the house naked anymore
Mom: Too bad we got ourselves a boomerang kid.
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A theatre kid is much like a "drama kid", the only difference being that theatre kids are the EXTREME version of a "drama kid". They are the kids who can never watch a movie/play/tv show without picking out EXACTLY which role they would play, along with all the roles their friends would play as well. They are the ones that get PISSED when "theatre" is spelled "theater". You will usually find a Theatre Kid in their schools drama/choir rooms at school, with their fellow theatre friends. (it's a VERY tight pack they run in, only to be challenged by the coveted "Band Kid" group) working on audition monologues or competition pieces. There are 3 versions of a Theatre kid:
1. Musical Theatre Kid- These are the ones who have more showtunes on their ipods than regular music.They are the ones that idolize Broadway stars instead of MTV stars. They spend hours on YouTube looking up bootleg videos of their favorite Broadway Shows. These are the kids who cannot listen to a song without choreographing a number to it in their heads. They can also be found making up harmonies to various Broadway showtunes with their friends.
2. Straight Theatre Kid- There is only a VERY slight difference between the Straight Theatre Kid and the Musical Theatre Kid. The Straight Theatre Kid is much more focused on acting, where as the Musical Theatre kid thinks more of singing and dancing. A Straight Theatre kid is quite a snob about acting. They love Broadway shows just as much, but will only audition for Musicals if there is a strong acting part. No fluff roles for these kids.
3. A Mixture Of Both- a fierce breed. Let's just say, these kids are bound for fame, because if you are truely an all around Theatre Kid, your life is completely consumed with nothing but fine arts. FIERCE! :
"...wow, i just walked past the drama room and i heard two girls harmonizing a song from Spring Awakening while another guy was working on a monologue in the backround...what Theatre Kids..."
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Or simply The Cosbys, used as a euphemism for shit. Often in conjunction with a similar euphemism for toilet - the pool
I'll be back in a bit, gotta drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
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The state of being on the same wave length as members of a younger generation. To be cool, clued-up and enlightened as a result of ones knowledge and/or pursuit of the interests, passtimes and trends commonly associated with people younger than oneself. A characteristic commonly displayed by minor television personalities, celebrities and people involved in entertainment media, trend spotting, marketing and advertising.
I better get myself snowboarding if I want to be down with kids.
I almost broke my neck the other day learning how to skateboard but hey I'm down with the kids!
British TV personality Alex Kramer is down with the kids! High five!
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the kid that constantly bombards you with annoying youtube videos, insisting that you watch
conajjj3243: yo check this out www.youtube.com/http://_rt?
fischkid: ehhh....fine
Cronajjj3243: No man this one is sooooo funny
fischkid: you're being that youtube kid
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a kid that you only have to deal with sometimes do to the relationship you are currently in.
1. I could be in the relationship because I would only have to watch the kid on the weekends , like a rent-a-kid.
2. Like when your stupid baby daddy has another girl pregnant and pop out a dumb ass baby....and then guess what? now you got a rent-a-kid.
3. Got to rent their damn f*^kin kid and take care of 'em for the weekend, now that's a rent-a-kid.
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