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A cheap person who also smells like shit and is a faggot
Jamal is a stink dick Murphy. He took out Shandawnqua to McDonald's after not taking a shower for a week
1 An Irish Actor known not only for his sharp jaws and ocean eyes but also for his brilliant talent and acting skill.
2. Will play as J. Robert Oppenheimer "The Father of Atomic Bomb" in Christopher Nolan's World War III biopic Oppenheimer (2023)
3 Not on social media, he's too old for that, he said.
Person 1: Cillian Murphy deserves an Oscar!
Person 2: Definitely!
World’s highest bass master 💨
Carter Murphy is the Willie Nelson of bass fishing
"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
Joshua Murphy is a bully and callous. He always picks on clarese and preys on little children. You will most likely find him lurking on little children at the park or writing gay fanfics about mr helmuts and his (As Josh quotes) “delicious tasting and smelling toes”.
Joshua Murphy is a callous and bully
"A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
A character from the video game comedy web series, Lil T. He is Kirkville’s mailman. He is very easy going and gets along with all the main characters in the series. He’s iconic in the fandom, as he’s the fan favorite of the Lil T series.
Jakob: MAILMAN MURPHY?!?
Mailman Murphy: Sup dawgs!