Slow Clap

Slow clap is a term used to describe the delayed onset of Gonorrhea, a bacterial infection that is transmitted by sexual contact. Where 'The Clap' usually comes on shorty after sexcual contact with a person infected with the disease, Slow Clap comes on much later, thus more slowly.

Baz - "You remember that Essex bird I pulled at Magaluf in the Summer? I've just been down the clap clinic and they said I must have got it from her!" Dave - "Dave, that was months ago. I know your jokes are shit but it sounds like she gave you a proper Slow Clap mate!

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slow loris

A dull, dimwitted person, slow on the uptake, easily fooled, a rube, a hayseed, a yokel.

"Yo, homes! I scammed that slow loris mo-fo outta fifty bucks!"

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slow reconquest

Its Saturday night, childs sleeping, nobody needing me nor interested.

Safe to say i've gained back some freedom and time. To dive into what the city has to offer. Look at stuff, listen to music, dance! You only start missing these freedoms when they are restricted. And you enjoy them more. Value time.

Slow reconquest.
feeling like a stranger in your family. don't sing, don't laugh, don't express yourself, go and function like the rest

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slow fly

giving oral pleasure to the penis. syn.- blow job; giving head

"yo girl, lemme get a little slow fly"

"so we were making out, and then she just started giving me some slow fly"

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Slow Movinn

When an individual is under the influence of marijuana or any other substance that results in slow motion

Jack: Hey John you slow movinn? (cops near)
John: YA Jack im mad ripped! ahah

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Slow shoe

Slow show-the method of walking against a traffic light , J-walking,cruising through the mall at the slowest speed possible or basically not getting out of the way.

I almost hit the dude with my car because he was slow shoeing across the street.

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slow and steady

First timers say it

Be slow and steady plz?
Kk
WAIT I’m not wet
Ahhhhhhhhh! Owww it like sand paper!

Soz
We’re braking up bitch

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