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rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.
1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.
Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.
(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!
(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...
Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.
Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
Tech person who is awesome at what they do.
You are tech swavy.
A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.
Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.
I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...
when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable
person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint
person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on
Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block
The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.
Don't try to use your phone here.
"Why?"
It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.
"Might as well turn it off."
Yup.