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American football and rugby are both physically demanding sports... I've played both... The styles of play are much different though... Rugby is about pure tackling and ball movement as opposed to football which is about impact in addition to tackling skill and quick linear movement down field. The speed and impact in American football is the reason for the pads (without them, the amount of spinal cord and brain injuries would be horriffic)... With regard to the breaks between plays in football, there's a purpose other than giving the big guys on the lines a break (and by big, I mean 300+ pounds...). American football is a game of set plays and tends to get very complex with all the terminology and the amount of plays you have to memorize (most coaches script anywhere from 150 to 250 possible plays per game). Granted, rugby is more fast paced and the plays are more oriented to the flow of the game which makes it pretty exciting to watch and challenging to play. As far as I'm concerned, they're both great sports with their own challenges.
Would like to get your ear ripped off in a scrum or have Roy Williams crush you coming over the middle playing American football?!?
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A long long time ago, on a continent far far away. . .
The citizens of several small-subjugated colonies rose up against their powerful oppressors and set to work creating a new nation founded on freedom, respect, and justice for all. Even the little man.
Contained for years, an evil faction has taken control of this once respectable democracy by a number of despicable ways: using misleading language to sway voters, aligning itself unfairly with the nations largest religion, taking control of the most powerful business, and declaring itself the one moral party.
The Wrong-Wings have taken control of the country. With the virtuous beliefs of smaller independent groups ignored and the governments former care giving party crushed by lack of strong leadership. The powerful Wrong-Wings have begun dismantling the former democracy and rebuilding the nation to suit their selfish, unilateral desires. Rather than promoting the general welfare the country now an Empire to be reckoned with provides only for those in power. While ignoring it's other citizens, even the ones foolish enough to initially follow the Wrong-Wings.
With the logical guidance of the Left Side swept aside the newly formed American Empire has begun imposing its might on the world under the guise of a benevolent, yet truly arcane religious doctrine.
One day perhaps a duo of great leaders will arise to once again restore the Left Side's place in the government of the former USA and the world. One man who will help lead the movement, and another who will help teach of the Left Sides good intentions without coming across as whiny. But of course, that is just a legend.
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The people who do most of the worst things:
List of bad things in US:
1.Almost 95% of the population marry for doing sex and after sex had been completed a number of times...divorce their life partner for finding a new sex partner.
2.The Country has originated the word Motherfucker by disrespecting MOTHERS so hear you Americans you are prostitute's child (MORE DISRESPECT)
3.Has the largest number of bars where they use girls to dance almost nudely
4.Uses the largest number of alcohols
5.Children also have crush
6.Loves their sex partner more than their mother.
7.Contains the largest number of porns
8.Thinks itself the richest country, though not the richest
9.Girls keep themselves almost with naked dresses.
10.Discriminate the WEST INDIANS
11.Show fake news of Aliens, Monsters, Ghosts like Slender man....I am telling this because I have also camped in the Dark Woods of America during mid night.
12.Knows Only slangs related to fucking.
13.Take Advantages of being Super Power
14.Knows only English whereas in Eastern Countries millions of languages are spoken
15.Creators of Illuminati , Dark Web , Area 51 , etc
16 .Stole titles from Eastern Countries like the film Extra Terrestrial's Script is derived from Satyajeet Ray's The Alien.
17.Could not defeat a weak country called Vietnam
18.Would be destroyed by BLACKS!
Americans(USA) BLACK are gonna...you!
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Where traditional poutine is fries and cheese curds covered in gravy, American Poutine ups the ante by covering those fries and curds in diarrhea.
I had to take an emergency shit in my McDonald’s bag. There were still fries at the bottom, it was a real American Poutine situation.
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When a guy/girl shoves a guitar up a girl's pussy while strumming the guitar to "Dont Stop Believing."
Last night i gave my chick, Courtlyn, an American Tune.
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A breed of Akita that is similar to the Akita inu it even has the same origins. However it has slight difference which the americans have added to the breed to make it their own variation. They have a thick duoble coat and are heavy boned.
"Is your Akita japanese or american"
"Its an American Akita"
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a place of war worse then ww1 a place where depressed kids pull up with a glock and go bang bang
then when your hiding from the school shooter and there going to leave the autistic kid says bye the you get shot
yes american schools make you go kaplut
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