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A tasty gourmet cheesecake place only found on the west coast. The best and most creamy thick and rich cheesecake you will ever find.
Your cheesecake tastes like heaven in my mouth, cheesecake heaven mmmm.
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When you go to use a public bathroom for some sitdown business and you find the blue toilet water, signifying a freshly cleaned stall.
"Had to drop off the kids at the pool, it was great, and to make it better, entered my blue heaven"
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A lame game played by silly middle schoolers where one person is blindfolded in a closet and another locked in with them for seven minuets to do whatever they want.
Since usualy one is too prude to do anything to their mystery person- its a whole lot of sitting in the dark for seven minuets going, "when the fuck are they letting us out of the closet?"
Guy 1 "hey girl one, lets play 7 minuets in heaven, betty- you go first."
Betty "huh? what?"
girl one "go on betty, I think josh is up next... I hear he goes straght for second base :D"
Betty "no, I don't wanna..."
girl one talks her into going in the closet and locks the door.... usualy tossing in someone in other than josh- but she thinks its josh.... or she is locked in by herself wondering what smells so bad in the corner of the closet.
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A woman's vagina. Heaven for a penis.
After dinner and a movie, i took her home and visited Purple Helmet Heaven.
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A death metal band that surprisingly actually has talent. Unlike many death metal bands, they are not just hitting the instruments on the ground. If you listen to them you will hear a very technical, very heavy band. Take my advice, forget what everyone says about death metal being a "no talent genre" and buy a Heaven Shall Burn album and sit back and listen to the very complex guitars and pounding drum beats.
Heaven Shall Burn is awesome
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(v). When, whilst having sexual intercourse with a women or performing the act of cunnilingus, one manually inserts one or multiple fingers into the anus, some going so far as to probe deep within the rectum, to engage in “anal play” in hopes of discovering whether the female currently being explored would be interested in later engaging in anal intercourse.
Jim, "I saw that fly honey your took home last night. What a booty! You throw your salami into the dark depths of her chocolate factory?"
Mosephus, "Shit, white-nigger, she never gave me the chance. I threw two fingers up there but it turns out that I was just knockin' on heaven's door."
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Alias' Heaven Staff, the definition of people who were paranoid of their server's reporters and would do immediate ban if a person is related to the server reporters.
"Hey i heard Alias' Heaven Staff is worse than the Alias' Heaven itself."
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