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What couples say to each other to prove the other cannot love them more.
JV, I love you more. And now it’s in a dictionary. Love HK
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A fictional retail store, located in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.
I’m heading to Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More to see if Kyles got any Caca-Fakkas left in stock.
An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.
You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.
Walking home wearing the same clothes from the night before after getting hammered, going home with someone and then failing to hook up due to a drunken inability to perform. Possible causes include passing out while hooking up, inability to maintain an erection or getting sick all over your partner.
Dude, did you hook up with Liz last night?
No. We went back to her place and started making out, then I blacked out, headbutted her in the face and broke her nose. Had to do the Walk of Even More Shame this morning.
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when you pwn somebody and they start to complain. this is your phrase to say back to them.
ME : pwned in the face Nick. God of getting pwned.
HIM : i lagged you fucker.
ME : cry more plz noob. cry more. ez pk noob. cry more
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When you love someone wayyyy more than
that person loves you.
Jessica loves vaughn more.
jessica: "i love you more"
vaughn: "no i love you more"
jessica: "no way thats impossible
everyone knows i love you more"
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